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Playmobil Security Checkpoint
Playmobil Security Checkpoint
Playmobil Security Checkpoint

The best part is the first customer review:

I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital. The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).
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lori_dyann From: lori_dyann Date: February 28th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Dude!!
kaosqueen From: kaosqueen Date: February 28th, 2008 04:33 am (UTC) (Link)
this made me laugh so very very hard!!!!!

thanks for posting
burgunder From: burgunder Date: February 28th, 2008 05:11 am (UTC) (Link)
OH man, my friends list is just alive with wrongfully hilarious things today. DAMN, that's ... I am reluctant to say "funny" as somehow that doesn't quite cover the full spectrum of my reaction.
gearhead1 From: gearhead1 Date: February 29th, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think you should consider the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillance System. When the satelite fails to work, your son can use the Playmobil Nuclear Sub Program to shoot it out of the sky.
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