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Scott Adams has met Sloane
Dear Dogbert,

Everyone says I need a hobby, but I can’t think of anything to collect. Do you have any suggestions?


Dear Simian,

Hobbies are nature’s way of telling you no one wants to be your friend. There’s no point in collecting things that are hard to find, so I recommend collecting people who don’t enjoy spending time with you.


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burgunder From: burgunder Date: October 24th, 2007 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
I never thought I'd say this about a post relating to Dogbert, but ...

Damn, that was touching.
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