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Dinner is the sex?
I was told Thursday that making dinner for a woman means I am making a move for the sex.

Now, I have made dinner in order to try to have sex with a girl. But it never occurred to me that the two are bound together.

But, Erin and other people have confirmed this for me today.

If you are a woman and I made dinner for you and you knew this rule (you know who you are), you are owing me the sexin'. I apologize for not knowing this rule.
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cagekitten From: cagekitten Date: May 15th, 2007 09:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
The last time you made me dinner, your cat got more action from me that you did. But I didn't know about this rule, so I think I'm exempt. :/
gargoylettelc From: gargoylettelc Date: May 15th, 2007 09:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, I just assume men ALWAYS want to have sex. I don't disagree with what's been said, but not sure if EVERYONE knows the rule. Maybe you should have dinner guests sign a contract ;-D
thugg1ns From: thugg1ns Date: May 15th, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Or sign a release...
gargoylettelc From: gargoylettelc Date: May 15th, 2007 10:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
And make sure it's in triplicate!
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gkr From: gkr Date: May 16th, 2007 05:21 am (UTC) (Link)
That's what I thought too! I was informed rather emphatically otherwise.
kindofstrange From: kindofstrange Date: May 15th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Good lord, if that includes pie you've got a lot of... erm.. 'pie' coming your way from a lot of different people.
gkr From: gkr Date: May 16th, 2007 05:24 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't think pie nights count. I suppose pie might count if I made the pie for one person not for a party. That's a legal grey area on which I'll need to consult with the rule-makers. I'm pretty unaware of these things. You know, being a boy and clueless and all.
mrsloane From: mrsloane Date: May 16th, 2007 01:22 am (UTC) (Link)
making a move for the sex requires making a move for the sex. as for the time frame I stick with the 48 hr rule.
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