King Rat (gkr) wrote,
King Rat
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Friends with bacon

Yes, all comments are screened, though I'm sure it's completely unnecessary.

Here's how it works:

Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass; there's at least 1 person reading this that wants to date you or sleep with you. So...lets play "Friends w/ Benefits"

The rules are simple. If you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".

Don't be afraid.

THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN.

See who replies and find out who wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.

Knowing my friends, I'm betting I'll at least get a good laugh.
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