I love how these memes get messed up between whatever original twit made them up and when they get to me. They're usually missing a number or two. This one is missing a month, plus some bad numbering. Since I habitually use HTML ordered lists the numbering is fixed but I didn't bother with the months.
Who kissed you on new years? Let's see: Deborah, Anita, and Sharon. Did I miss someone?
Did you have a new year's resolution this year? Of course.
Does it snow where you live? No.
Do you like hot chocolate? Yes.
Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop? And I haven't even watched it on T.V. either. Dumbest thing ever.
Who was your Valentine? Myself.
When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class? Probably. My memory is weak.
Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not? This is the dumbest thing ever.
Are you Irish? No.
Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day? This is the dumbest thing ever.
What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006? Zilcho.
Are you happy when winter is pretty much over? I'm happy all the time.
Do you like the rain? Yes.
Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year? I was going to but didn't.
Do you get tons of candy on Easter? We don't celebrate Easter in Mauritius.
Do you celebrate 4/20? This is the dumbest thing ever.
Do you love the month of April? I love everyone.
Finish the phrase "April showers": daily?
What is the first color you think of when you think of Spring? West.
What year did/will you graduate from high school? Eventually.
What did you do on the Fourth of July? Invited a bunch of hot women and a couple of men over to my place to watch the fireworks. All of them went home.
Did you go on any vacations during this month? Nope.
Do you blast the A/C all day? We don't have A/C.
Did you do anything special at the end of your summer? No.
What was your favorite summer memory of '06? Walking out of Expedia.
Did you have a sunburn? No.
Do you go to the beach a lot? No.
Did you attend school/college in '06? No.
What was your favorite Halloween costume? I didn't see any.
What's your favorite candy? From strangers.
What did you dress up as this year? Jason.
Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving? I didn't set foot inside a house.
Do you love stuffing? Yes.
What are you thankful for? Jason.
Do you celebrate Christmas? No.
What is December 1st, 2006? Who cares?
Have you ever kissed under a mistletoe? No, but I'm gonna put it up before Pie Night so I can make out with whoever I want to.
Get anything special last year? Unemployed. That was special.
What do you want this year? Cindy Crawford to come to Pie Night and hang out under the mistletoe.