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Losers' Lunch

Are you having trouble dating? Do you never know what the correct action to take with regard to the opposite sex? Are you continually beset by problems like too many opportunities?

The Losers have just the solution for you! Losers' Lunch! We'll solve all your dating problems! Now you may be thinking that this is too good to be true. It's not! Just read this endorsement:

I only went to Losers' Lunch once and afterward never went back. They sure solved my problems. Thanks you fucking losers!

(name withheld)

Not only do we handle relationship issues, we can handle family problems and counsel you with regard to financial transactions as well. It's a bargain! You get the entire package for the price of brunch!

Losers' Lunch may be found 12:30 p.m. Sunday at Mae's Café in Seattle's historic Phinney Ridge. Reserve your spot in this prestigious event using this convenient form online! We make registration easy.

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thugg1ns From: thugg1ns Date: November 12th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC) (Link)
"and counsel you with regard to financial transactions as well"

Don't keep money in the freezer!
turtlegrrl13 From: turtlegrrl13 Date: November 12th, 2006 01:40 am (UTC) (Link)
Pick me, pick me!

I think I will be there tomorrow, but I might be late.
gargoylettelc From: gargoylettelc Date: November 12th, 2006 04:21 am (UTC) (Link)
The pretty boy and I will not be attending this Sun, but plan to in the near future.
combatbootz From: combatbootz Date: November 12th, 2006 08:35 am (UTC) (Link)
This made me giggle... thanks I needed to good laugh!!!
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