Dear Dogbert

Dear Dogbert,

I practice kenjutsu and have done so for about 6 years. A friend of mine asked me why I do it. I couldn't give him a satisfactory answer because I don't do it for self defense(can't walk around in the mall with Japanese sword in my belt), and I don't do competitions. If you could give me an answer I will be eternally grateful.

Mark

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Dear Meek,

You do it because you can’t get a girlfriend. But that’s just a guess.

Sincerely,

Dogbert