All the women that I actually like will ignore me and flirt with other guys. The acoustics there suck, so that conversations with anyone else are all but impossible. Between the two, I will just get depressed and pissy.
Thus, I am staying home and reading a good book. Or watching DVDs. Or something.
mrsloane says that since I won't go I am responsible if he falls off the wagon. Thus, I encourage everyone to buy him drinks. He likes rum & cokes.