I'd just like to point out to Maria and publicly to the world how right I was. I wrote that I wouldn't find out who her crush was
until I see you making out with whoever it is at a club. To which she responded:
You say it like you're sure that I will end up making out with this person at the club..
So on walking in to the Mercury Saturday night, I saw Maria sitting next to a man (hmm, a possibility). A few minutes later I walk by again and she's leaning in for the hot make-out action (score!).
I sat down and gave her shit then for objecting to my correct prediction, and the guy also jumped in to flip her shit too. Awesome. But, I felt, not enough. I felt this must be posted.