King Rat (gkr) wrote,
King Rat

Pissing up the wrong tree

In other useless news, the men's bathroom on the floor where my new office is has auto-flush toilets. The same kind that most airports have these days. Motion detectors sense when you step away and flush the toilet. The bathroom in the other building had them too. But this one beeps for some reason. Low battery or something.

Everytime it beeps when I am standing in front of it the first thought that pops in my heads is: What am I doing wrong? Is it telling me I'm pissing incorrectly?

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