King Rat (gkr) wrote,
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I love bad jokes

Farmer Jim-Bob went to the vet complaining that his prize heifers were suffering from chapped skin around their mouths because of the fierce wind.

The vet said she had a solution that was herbal.

Jim-Bob: Oh no, you don't mean...?

Vet: Yes, super fragile cowy-lips need extra aloe doses.

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