Company Picnic

Company picnic is this Saturday. Normally I loathe these things, but this year it is at Safeco Field and includes tours of the facilities, apparently including locker room and other things. I believe the picnic itself is on the field but I could be wrong. Any Mariners freaks out there want to be my date? Event is 3:30 to 7:30. I'm planning on going, getting some food, getting one of the tours and then getting the hell out of there.