Went to see Rize with Erin last night. I can't dance like that. Too white. Erin also gave me a teddy bear (my first teddy bear ever) which she insists is named
Philbeart. Also a bag of homemade cookies! Did y'all know my first word was
cookie? It's true.
I didn't grope Erin though. I really need to work on this dirty old man thing.