To celebrate our fine nation's independence from England, I will be hosting a party at my place on July 4th. Why would you want to come? Well, simply put, I have the best seats of anyone you know for the Lake Union fireworks. The fireworks barge is parked about a hundred yards off the end of my building's pier. You wanna feel the concussion? You can feel the concussion.
It's pretty much a come as you want kind of thing, as I'll open the doors in the afternoon. Anyone is welcome to show up just before the fireworks even, with a couple of caveats: first, you suck. Second, try to find parking that late, I dare you. One thing I do need is an R.S.V.P. Bring food, alcohol, or other beverages. Or don't. I'll be providing some.
All are welcome, so leave your drama at the door. Or bring the drama; I could use the entertainment.