Awkward #1: Mesh shirt. I think I look pretty good in it, but I'm not used to stuff this revealing.
Awkward #2: Noc Noc. Been there all of once. Out of my element.
Awkward #3: The Vogue. Not sure why I felt out of place.
Awkward #4: A well-intentioned but awkward comment from a friend chased me out of the pool room at the Mercury.
Last straw though, wasn't really awkward. Just uncomfortable. 
calimbrium's boy spilled several drinks. A largish amount of liquid made it's way to the inside of my plastic pants. So the entire right side of my from the waist down is now sticky. As is my right arm.
I took it as a sign from God and went home. I shall now retire to bed and finish American Splendor and perhaps start another movie. Lately, I've been loving the watching movies in bed on the laptop thing.