King Rat (gkr) wrote,
King Rat
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Are you goth?

Stolen from mrsloane who got it in email. If you have 5 of these apply, you are goth and in need of saving. Supposedly this came from a Catholic church, though it has the makings of an Internet hoax to me. However, I still wanted to know if I was goth or not and this is the only test I've seen so far.

Poll #331134 Are you goth?

Check all that apply

Frequently wears black clothing
0(0.0%)
Wears band and/or rock t-shirts
0(0.0%)
Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish
0(0.0%)
Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols (reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols)
0(0.0%)
Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos
0(0.0%)
Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music
0(0.0%)
Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically
0(0.0%)
Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports
0(0.0%)
Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan
0(0.0%)
Takes drugs
0(0.0%)
Drinks alcohol
0(0.0%)
Is suicidal and/or depressed
0(0.0%)
Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation
0(0.0%)
Complains of boredom
0(0.0%)
Sleeps too excessively or too little
0(0.0%)

More check boxes

Is excessively awake during the night
0(0.0%)
Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light
0(0.0%)
Demands an unusual amount of privacy
0(0.0%)
Spends large amounts of time alone
0(0.0%)
Requests time alone and quietness (This is so that you may speak to evil spirits through meditation)
0(0.0%)
Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult
0(0.0%)
Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
0(0.0%)
Misbehaves at school.
0(0.0%)
Misbehaves at home.
0(0.0%)
Eats excessively or too little
1(1.9%)
Eats goth-related foods. Count chocula cereal is an example of this.
0(0.0%)
Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood
0(0.0%)
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources
0(0.0%)
Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature
0(0.0%)
Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer
0(0.0%)

Bride of check boxes

Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music
0(0.0%)
Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
0(0.0%)
Expresses an interest in sex
0(0.0%)
Masturbates
2(3.8%)
Is homosexual and/or bisexual
0(0.0%)
Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
0(0.0%)
Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth"
0(0.0%)
Claims to be a goth
0(0.0%)

Your favorite Satanic television source

Note to dakotameow. Please check the responses here and cross check it against those you've banned for posting goth comments in your journal. Just to make sure.

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