Some person who seems pretty incoherent but obviously isn't a complete imbecile has been posting to the "Sex" forum on the crack bored. I've noted that she pretty much only posts to various sex forums on a bunch of different ezboards. In any case, Emptied related the following after attempting to read one of her posts:
Seriously, you may want to work at having some sort of coherence. Your posts read a bit like an ADHD squirrel with a gram of meth and a bottle rocket up its ass frantically trying to mate with a typewriter.