He's calling me from the lot of the paint store. He's drunk. He needs me to come get him. Club Jason has returned. Club Jason has been an ass. Club Jason has been making out with girls. Club Jason has been groping women. Club Jason has been trying to get them to go home with him. Club Jason was unsuccessful and is now passed out on my couch.
And here I fell asleep shortly after 8 p.m. thinking that there wouldn't be much entertainment tonight.