So I am making dinner for the beautiful Krisha tonight, and about 8 o'clock the phone rings. She looks at me with a raised eyebrow, as I do not attempt to pick up the phone. I tell her, that'll be Jason. If I answer, the first words out of his mouth will be
Why are you answering the phone if you have a hot chick in your apartment?
So I go check the caller id just now. Hmmm, Jason Sloane. Voice mail message:
I love my friends.