Did I mention I have a wedding to attend tomorrow? I think I did, but I'm going senile early. I have no date. I hate going to weddings dateless, because it seems like almost everyone else in attendance is already coupled up and they use their coupledom as protection against conversation. What's left for conversation is Wally, the ex-Marine misogynist. Or Lou, the bride's dementia-addled grandfather. Or the 8 year old niece flowergirl. This is why I like short weddings with small attendance. More likely that I know the people in attendance and that they will talk to me regardless of their coupledom.