Last summer, I gave you my opinion on flip-flops. However, in the interests of fairness, there are other forms of foot coverings equally as loathsome. Specifically, tasseled loafers. Totally wrong. They make a nice business suit look cheap. No one looks good wearing tasseled loafers. If I ever become a gay man, out of principle I will refuse to date men who I catch wearing tasseled loafers.