May 23rd, 2008



George Lucas shat all over Indiana Jones.

It's not even the aliens. They had god in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Aliens are a step down. Badly written aliens of course.

My explanation is either that George Lucas took a lot of drugs in the 90s, or that he stopped taking drugs in the 90s. One or the other. I'm going to run for office. My platform will simply be that anyone who gives George Lucas a writing implement will be imprisoned for life.