October 24th, 2007

Dead mouse

Scott Adams has met Sloane

Dear Dogbert,

Everyone says I need a hobby, but I can’t think of anything to collect. Do you have any suggestions?


Dear Simian,

Hobbies are nature’s way of telling you no one wants to be your friend. There’s no point in collecting things that are hard to find, so I recommend collecting people who don’t enjoy spending time with you.