May 15th, 2007

Roger Lodge

Dinner is the sex?

I was told Thursday that making dinner for a woman means I am making a move for the sex.

Now, I have made dinner in order to try to have sex with a girl. But it never occurred to me that the two are bound together.

But, Erin and other people have confirmed this for me today.

If you are a woman and I made dinner for you and you knew this rule (you know who you are), you are owing me the sexin'. I apologize for not knowing this rule.