November 11th, 2006

Rodent with Antlers

Losers' Lunch

Are you having trouble dating? Do you never know what the correct action to take with regard to the opposite sex? Are you continually beset by problems like too many opportunities?

The Losers have just the solution for you! Losers' Lunch! We'll solve all your dating problems! Now you may be thinking that this is too good to be true. It's not! Just read this endorsement:

I only went to Losers' Lunch once and afterward never went back. They sure solved my problems. Thanks you fucking losers!

(name withheld)

Not only do we handle relationship issues, we can handle family problems and counsel you with regard to financial transactions as well. It's a bargain! You get the entire package for the price of brunch!

Losers' Lunch may be found 12:30 p.m. Sunday at Mae's Café in Seattle's historic Phinney Ridge. Reserve your spot in this prestigious event using this convenient form online! We make registration easy.


Going out

I'm forcing myself to go out tonight. May not stay out, but that's better than going into another complete recluse phase.