August 4th, 2005

Axe Murderer

Freelance two year old for hire

I am hereby volunteering myself to help out my many friends. Y'all need to learn to say no. But if you find yourself having problems saying this small word when you should, and thereby end up overscheduled, without sufficient funds, or you just can't get your books back from the people to whom you lent them, you can hire me. I'll tell you no. I'll tell your friends no. I'll tell your wife no. I'll tell your parents no. I'll even tell your boss no.

I work cheap. Maybe even for cookies.