December 18th, 2003



A pigeon shat on me today.


I kick ass at my job. Give me some bread crumbs to follow, and I'll tell you why our software is crashing. I can do it without ever having looked at the code before the incident started. And I can do it while I'm managing 9 people, and answering questions for 5 or 6 others, and … you get the idea. Basically, I rule.