October 2nd, 2003



I wake up tired lately. Tonight, I do nothing. I come home and I climb into bed at 6 p.m. Or 8, if that's when I get here. Or… 11. Or something. Soon as I get home, I go to bed. Maybe I sleep on the bus. Yeah, that will be good. Gawds I am tired.

Stealing from the company

There's something deeply satisfying about taking a dump at work. Not only are you doing it on company time. But also, you are using company TP, unlike at home where you have to dig out an extra roll from under the counter when you get low. Using company TP is like winning on a scratch ticket.