July 3rd, 2003



Given that I have received a rash of invitations through evite.com recently, perhaps I should restate something. I love you all, some more than others, but please do not give any of my email addresses to evite.com!

I don't want evite.com to have my email address.

I don't want people I don't know to have my email address.

If you must use evite.com to send me things, use the address kingrat.evite@spamex.com.

Seriously. I will never buy you drinks. I won't show up at your parties. I won't send you Christmas cards. You won't be invited to my wedding. I may do worse.