April 17th, 2003

Capybara

Baseball

Anyone interested in baseball? I have extra tickets to games next week. Want to join me? As in, I'm not selling these; I'm inviting you to go with. Excellent seats a couple of rows behind the Mariner's dugout on the first base line. I have 2 tix for Wednesday and 1 for Thursday. I already have lovely companions for Tuesday and Friday. Look for me on the news Friday night, as Deborah says I have to make sure she is entertained even if it means dancing naked in the stands. She doesn't have the same freakish love for baseball I do and is afraid of boredom. I may have to do something truly bad and evil.

The judge's decisions on contestants is final though.