I submit

• Name – Philip Andrew Weiss
• Born in – Northwest Children's Hospital, Seattle
• Resides in – Eastlake, Seattle
• Good student? – not really
• Eyes – Blue
• Hair – Dishwater blond, except where I am thinning. Pink scalpy color there.
• Shoe size – 10½–11½, depending on the show company

Last time you…

• Had a nightmare – haven't had a real nightmare in ages
• Said "I love you" and meant it – Sunday morning, in an email
• Ate at McDonald's – last week
• Dyed your hair – never
• Brushed your hair – 1996 or 1997 maybe. Haven't had my hair long enough since.
• Washed your hair – 2 hours ago
• Cried – Christmas morning
• Called someone – mrsloane last night
• Smiled – I think Monday night
• Laughed – on phone call to sloane
• Talked to an ex – via instant messenger this morning

Do You…

• Smoke? – not even a single drag ever
• Do drugs? – not once
• Have sex? – theoretically, but not currently
• Sleep with stuffed animals? – nope
• Have a dream that keeps coming back? – not anymore
• Play an instrument? – 4 years piano, 2 on violin. been 16 years since i attempted it though
• Believe there is life on other planets? – yes. that we'll ever find? no.
• Remember your first love? – i remember the sickness i thought was love
• Still love him/hee? – no
• Read the newspaper? – at least one newspaper every day, plus occasional other newspapers and frequent viewings of national and international news web sites
• Have any straight friends? – they are all gay
• Consider love a mistake? – nope
• Like the taste of alcohol? – oh yes!
• Believe in God? – yes
• Pray? – yes
• Go to church? – no
• Have any secrets? – i'll pretty much tell you anything, although out of deference i will often refrain from relating stories that i am not sure the other people involved would approve of being generally known
• Have any pets – Guinevere
• Talk to strangers who instant message you – don't get these anymore, but when I did, I usually replied
• Wear hats? – occasionally
• Have any piercings? – no
• Have any tattoos? – no
• Hate yourself? – no
• Have an obsession? – no
• Have a secret crush? – no
• Collect anything? – junk
• Have a best friend? – yes
• Like your handwriting? – no
• Have any bad habits? – plenty
• Care about looks? – yes
• Boy/girlfriend's looks? – yes, although my definition of good-looking varies from day to day and isn't your typical view of beauty
• Friends and other people? – grooming is, and i will often tut-tut at people who don't keep themselves up generally
• Believe in witches? – no, although i suppose there is an extremely remote chance
• Believe in Satan? – no, although i suppose there is an extremely remote chance
• Believe in ghosts? – no, although i suppose there is an extremely remote chance

Current…

• Dress – swag t-shirt, khakis
• Mood – better than decent
• Make-up – no
• Music – no
• Taste – decaf americano
• Hair – parted on the right today
• Annoyance – cow-workers
• Smell – plugged up
• Thought – will anyone care about my answers to this survey?
• Book – The Gift of Dyslexia, almost finished. Just finished Until Proven Guilty. Have to picked a new book tonight.
• Fingernail Color – natural
• Refreshment – none
• Worry – my house
• Favorite Celebrity – i dislike celebrity

Last Person…

• You Touched – Deborah, Saturday @ the Merc
• You Talked to – John at Hines Public Market Coffee
• You Hugged – Deborah, I think on New Year's
• You Instant messaged – Karri
• You Yelled At – April, in October 2000
• You Had A Crush On – not saying, but she's reading this
• Who broke Your Heart – no one, really
• Kissed – not saying, but she's reading this

Who do you want to…

• Kill – no one
• Slap – this list is incredibly long
• Tickle – i don't like tickling
• Talk To – Sloane, Deborah, Deirdre, my mom, Bjarne Stroustroup
• Have Sex with – not saying, but she's reading this
• Kiss – not saying, but she's reading this
• Be Like – Cleo K. Hathaway

At least I formatted the thing nicely. And no, I'm not going to reveal the person behind the not saying answers. I was nice enough to allow you to narrow it down to the 50-odd women on my friends list. Besides, she knows who she is.