My sex life, or lack thereof

Don't read if you don't want to know about my sex life, or lack thereof.

Kumimonster, in a thread titled bragging rights on the Seattle Gothic crack bored, asked the following question:

last time you had it?

My answer: Early April.

My minimum or I feel like I am a loser is once a year. So I am good for this year. Gives me til December 31 next year to get me some or I will turn into a pumpkin.