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A poll inspired by Mary Rose
Poll #1510903 Sexual conquest

How many people have you made whoopee with?

NONE :(
3(10.0%)
1
2(6.7%)
2 to 4 (and maybe even all at once)
0(0.0%)
5 to 14 (not exactly sure about that one lost night though)
6(20.0%)
15 and more (awwww yeah!)
12(40.0%)
Keenan
7(23.3%)


This is all to help the Census Bureau. It's for science.

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my_poison_apple From: my_poison_apple Date: January 13th, 2010 03:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Erm. Do you expect many people to answer this truthfully?

Edited at 2010-01-13 03:21 am (UTC)
my_poison_apple From: my_poison_apple Date: January 13th, 2010 03:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Also, I am BEYOND proud to have my name now officially associated with sexual conquest. :D
gkr From: gkr Date: January 13th, 2010 03:38 am (UTC) (Link)
We here at the Census Bureau require 102% truth.
daystars From: daystars Date: January 13th, 2010 03:20 am (UTC) (Link)
I made whoopee pies once a few years ago, but I was alone. Does that count as none?
my_poison_apple From: my_poison_apple Date: January 13th, 2010 03:20 am (UTC) (Link)
I was wondering the same thing. :(
domichan From: domichan Date: January 13th, 2010 04:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Aw hell, now I'm craving a cupcake.

Edited at 2010-01-13 04:39 am (UTC)
thugg1ns From: thugg1ns Date: January 13th, 2010 06:34 am (UTC) (Link)
mmmm... Cupcakes...

nihil_duce From: nihil_duce Date: January 13th, 2010 03:45 am (UTC) (Link)
detailed results viewable by all

Um, not very bloody private is that?
gkr From: gkr Date: January 13th, 2010 03:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Better add extra truthiness to your answer then.
nihil_duce From: nihil_duce Date: January 13th, 2010 03:49 am (UTC) (Link)
No. Not gonna.
my_poison_apple From: my_poison_apple Date: January 13th, 2010 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm gonna chalk that one up to "NONE :("





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nihil_duce From: nihil_duce Date: January 13th, 2010 04:02 am (UTC) (Link)
I can live with that. :)
gargoylettelc From: gargoylettelc Date: January 13th, 2010 04:03 am (UTC) (Link)
I suspect under reporting in the 'Keenan' category.
tiff_seattle From: tiff_seattle Date: January 13th, 2010 05:23 am (UTC) (Link)
in my entire life?!


not sure
gkr From: gkr Date: January 13th, 2010 05:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Let's just go with Sunday then.
tiff_seattle From: tiff_seattle Date: January 13th, 2010 05:37 am (UTC) (Link)
this poll makes no sense unless you are under 18 years old.
gkr From: gkr Date: January 13th, 2010 05:43 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes. And yes.
poh From: poh Date: January 13th, 2010 05:54 am (UTC) (Link)
I uh................forgot.
gkr From: gkr Date: January 13th, 2010 06:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Darren will be very very unhappy.
pseudogoth23 From: pseudogoth23 Date: January 13th, 2010 06:58 am (UTC) (Link)
This poll is invalid. I see no "pudding" or "STFUNyx" options.
a_muse_d From: a_muse_d Date: January 13th, 2010 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)
i prefer checkboxes to bullets. cause more than 2 or three of those would apply to many people i know :P
wire_mother From: wire_mother Date: January 13th, 2010 03:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
my ex-wife made me count them up once, by name (she kept a written list, and wanted to know about my history, which only seemed fair at the time). so i know for sure that, in my mid-20s, i was already way off the chart.

i'm a whore. :~(

but not as much as Keenan. so, i guess i feel good about it, all things considered.
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